I will share a funny story from a few years back.
So after my college graduation my two best buddies planned to take a trip to atlantic city, with only two things on our mind: (1) to get extremely intoxicated and (2) to get laid. The intoxication part was easy, little did we know the laid part wasn't going to be much harder.
Let me preface this story with a little about senior year. My friend found a pee porn site that was updated weekly that we used to look/laugh at. Girls getting peed on, in their mouth on their hair. It wasn't something that got us off, it was more like, damn what the fuck happened to these girls when they were younger where they end up gettin peed on for money.
Anyway, we roll up to the trump taj, pass by the blackjack tables with hardly a look, and head straight for a bar. As soon as we arrive we know its going to be a good night. Apparently it was Siena college senior year graduation trip and about 400 seniors were partying it up with little inhibitions. So after numerous shots of jager it was on. We were chatting it up with girls when i decided to lay out 500 dollars on the bar and ask the girls if any are willing to get peed on for the money. As you can imagine their were some takers, but their more sober friends kept pulling them away from us when we were working out the negotiations. As this is going on there was a girl from siena that thought we were hilarious. So she starts egging on the other girls from the college. Saying shit like "oh they peed on me earlier and they were really respectful, they let me shower and they gave me the 500 it was no problem, you guys should really take them up on their offer etc. etc."
Meanwhile, I should let you know, this girl that was helping us out was probably the ugliest girl in the entire city of atlantic city. She could have easily played starting linebacker for the jets, and probably hasn't been laid in years. So after a few laughs and a few more drinks, we realize that we aren't going to get any takers. The bar is ready to close, when linebacker chick says I have some beer in my room if you guys want to come up. One of my roomates ducks out, he is the smarter of the bunch, but me and another decide to go up. So when we get up to her room we have a drink or two and then she tells us that she wants both of us to do her. Now, like i said this is the ugliest girl in atlantic city, but after 15 or so drinks it didn't matter, it was a collective yes. My friend chimes in, not sure if he was serious or not, "well, can we pee on you afterward?" She says "sure!".
So we proceed to have disgusting angry sex with a brian urlacher look a like for like twenty minutes. I mean really bad stuff. My friend is like doing her in the mouth while I am doing her in the ass type of shit. So I cum first and he cums soon after. Then my friend says "ok time to pay up." We put this girl in the shower, peed on her and were out before you could say boo.
Just had a few to drink and wanted to share my best college story ever. Anyone else got any? Sorry for the gramatical/typing errors.
So after my college graduation my two best buddies planned to take a trip to atlantic city, with only two things on our mind: (1) to get extremely intoxicated and (2) to get laid. The intoxication part was easy, little did we know the laid part wasn't going to be much harder.
Let me preface this story with a little about senior year. My friend found a pee porn site that was updated weekly that we used to look/laugh at. Girls getting peed on, in their mouth on their hair. It wasn't something that got us off, it was more like, damn what the fuck happened to these girls when they were younger where they end up gettin peed on for money.
Anyway, we roll up to the trump taj, pass by the blackjack tables with hardly a look, and head straight for a bar. As soon as we arrive we know its going to be a good night. Apparently it was Siena college senior year graduation trip and about 400 seniors were partying it up with little inhibitions. So after numerous shots of jager it was on. We were chatting it up with girls when i decided to lay out 500 dollars on the bar and ask the girls if any are willing to get peed on for the money. As you can imagine their were some takers, but their more sober friends kept pulling them away from us when we were working out the negotiations. As this is going on there was a girl from siena that thought we were hilarious. So she starts egging on the other girls from the college. Saying shit like "oh they peed on me earlier and they were really respectful, they let me shower and they gave me the 500 it was no problem, you guys should really take them up on their offer etc. etc."
Meanwhile, I should let you know, this girl that was helping us out was probably the ugliest girl in the entire city of atlantic city. She could have easily played starting linebacker for the jets, and probably hasn't been laid in years. So after a few laughs and a few more drinks, we realize that we aren't going to get any takers. The bar is ready to close, when linebacker chick says I have some beer in my room if you guys want to come up. One of my roomates ducks out, he is the smarter of the bunch, but me and another decide to go up. So when we get up to her room we have a drink or two and then she tells us that she wants both of us to do her. Now, like i said this is the ugliest girl in atlantic city, but after 15 or so drinks it didn't matter, it was a collective yes. My friend chimes in, not sure if he was serious or not, "well, can we pee on you afterward?" She says "sure!".
So we proceed to have disgusting angry sex with a brian urlacher look a like for like twenty minutes. I mean really bad stuff. My friend is like doing her in the mouth while I am doing her in the ass type of shit. So I cum first and he cums soon after. Then my friend says "ok time to pay up." We put this girl in the shower, peed on her and were out before you could say boo.
Just had a few to drink and wanted to share my best college story ever. Anyone else got any? Sorry for the gramatical/typing errors.
!!!!:monsters- That to me is just totally sick and the 
